——-> Break in by naked man!!! <———-

Okay so it’s the last night and we all had drinks at the Zbar. Well, it was 1:30 and I have to be up at 4:45 so I head up where Kevin is already asleep. Well, long story short, I COME IN, GET IN BED, AND 2 MINUTES LATER A CHINESE MAN SOMEHOW GETS INTO OUR ROOM IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND FLIP FLOPS! IT’S PITCH BLACK AND WE THINK IT’S JAMES JUST HAMMERED SO WE HESITATE IN YELLING AT HIM, BUT THE MISTERY MAN SLOLEY WALKS TO KEVNS BED SPEEKING MADARIN VERY SOFTLY AND STARTS TO GET INTO HIS BED, GETTING AT LEAST ONE LEG IN. WE START FREAKING OUT, YELLING AT HIM “NONONONONONONONONO!” THEN START YELLNG AT HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! How did he get in our room?!

He finally turns around and leaves but stands outside our room for five minutes motionless, staring at the wall. He finally disappears into the night and we are still stunned at what just transpired. I couldn’t wait to throw this in the blog, thus the oddly late time stamp. I have to be up in 2 hours, yay! A shout out to all of my china trip companions, especially the late-night troopers, Brad, uddy (how ever you spell your name) Christine and the bitch James.

What a way to end the last night in Shanghai - good drinks, good friends, and a half naked Chinese man trying to spoon you. Cant wait for Thailand! Stay tuned to see if James gets a lady boy!

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